The wife is working a moonlighting shift this afternoon and I am being shockingly unproductive. TLC is running an “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” marathon. Oh.My.Word. They have story after story of women who are stunned to find out that they are in labor. Two women every half hour. It’s unreal. TLC contributes to the unreality of the whole thing with their ridiculously bad dramatic reenactments. Sitting here on the couch with four days until we can test makes this all the more weird.